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homeless-old-man

Age/Gender: 79, Male
Location: Mianus, Missouri
Job: ummm IM HOMELESS DUH

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13 Pillars

Posted by homeless-old-man May. 13, 2008 @ 8:39 AM EDT

You are walking down a cobblestone road in the middle of a huge forest. All of a sudden, you come upon a giant circular clearing. Around the edge of this clearing there are 13 lead pillars. As you step into the giant clearing, the opening in the forest behind you closes. A man suddenly appears in front of you. He says, "To get out of this clearing you must do one thing: Climb atop each of the 13 pillars and take the flag on top of each one. Then you must climb down and arrange the flags in a certain order. Then the clearing will open and you may exit." The man disappears. What do you do?

A. Abandon all hope and lick one of the pillars of lead.You will die shortly after from lead poisoning.

B. Attempt to climb one of the pillars and fail miserably.

C.Pull out the sledge hammer you keep in your shoe and destroy one of the pillars. As you are doing this an umbrella bird comes and takes the flag on top

D. Other

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May. 13, 2008 | 10:13 AM wuzzles says:

women are inferior to men

they have portals to hell between their legs

May. 13, 2008 | 4:55 PM homeless-old-man responds:

are you a female.....or a man?


May. 14, 2008 | 10:33 PM pimp-named-slinkback says:

Well of course, D!! Okay, here it goes: Pull out my Ocarina of Time and play the Halloween theme. It will call a small buzzard named Enus and I will command him to bring me Spiderman Boxing Gloves, a 2 liter of Jones soda, but mixed with piss, and fourteen copies of the Evan Almighty DVD. As he arrives with the loot, I'll punch him with the gloves until he dies. I'll take a swig of the 2 liter, then as the guy comes to laugh at me, I tie him down and force him to watch Evan Almighty, thus killing him. As he dies, the clearing crumbles away, and I am freed. I will then roam the forest for the rest of my life, forcing innocent animals to watch Evan Almighty, and I will dress a gorilla up like Vincent Price and juggle the bottle while tossing the gloves at said gorilla and using the buzzard as a puppet, giving me multiple diseases.


May. 15, 2008 | 5:07 PM Oddler says:

Seems like everyones age is 79. Can't people pick more original outrageous fake ages on Newgrounds?

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